Archive for the ‘Sexual relationships’ Category

Explosive Erections   Leave a comment

We all know that nitric oxide relaxes the spongy blood vessels within the penis, allowing increased blood flow and creating the erection. And we all know that Viagra, first designed to treat angina pectoris (chest pains), was accidentally discovered to increase blood flow to the penis as well.

Well, now doctors at University Hospital, London, have published a study in the Journal of Sexual Medecine, uncovering a remedy designed to treat arthritis (containing nitro glycerin) that when rubbed into the male genitals, had the same effect as Viagra. Better still, it worked up to 12 times faster – only 5 minutes waiting time for some!!

In case you didn’t know it already, nitro glycerin is a highly volatile explosive.

But here’s a warning: Viagra, and other nitric oxide donors such as amyl nitrate (known as “poppers”), are PDE 5 inhibitors and should not be used with nitro glycerin gel or spray; the combined effect of the two types of inhibitors are likely to lower blood pressure to dangerous levels. And, unless you have been diagnosed with erectile dysfunction (ED), neither product is going to benefit you.

ED can be attributed to many causes and hit men at any age, but increasingly beyond the fifties.If you think you might benefit from chemical help, consult your doctor.

Happy love-making.

Clive

 

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MY TYPE OF WOMAN   Leave a comment

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 28, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 35, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction-less. So, I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 42, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 55 and am looking for a girl with really big tits.

(I hope I don’t have to tell you that this is supposed to be a joke – but it does illustrate how confused men can be about relationships.)

Happy love-making

Clive

Dame Helen Mirren   Leave a comment

Did you read Dame Helen’s little bit of home-spun philosophy, when she was addressing young graduates with one of her top tips for life?

“Don’t confuse sex with love. Love generally lasts more than two minutes.”

Advice rarely gets any better than that!

Happy love-making.

Clive 

Delay Spray for Men   2 comments

Today’s Daily Mail carries a double-page spread launching a not-inexpensive spray that men can apply to their manhood to delay the onset of their orgasm by as much as ten times. Established writers and contributors provide comments expressing their views on this product; an entertaining and good read.

But they all miss a serious point; well, two serious points actually. The first is that this is not new; orgasm delay sprays and creams have been around for decades. Secondly, and this is much more to the point, anything applied to the male member will be swiftly transferred to those female parts of the man’s desire. Result: she gets delayed, too!

If you’d like to arrive together, I have always maintained the best approach is for the woman to do her best to orgasm as quickly as she can while her male lover concentrates on delaying his orgasm until she is clearly about to climax. Simple – and free!

Happy love-making.

Clive Peters

Coital Orgasms   8 comments

Yesterday’s news told us about a US study of six women! SIX women? Any study for research should involve thousands before coming to any realistic conclusion!
But I have to agree with their findings on this one – they found that having an orgasm during sex could boost fertility by 15%. Writing in Sociaffective Neuroscience & Psychology, the researchers said: ‘It appears female orgasm does perform some sort of sperm-retention function.’

This ‘retention’ was explained by me in 2008. Vaginal spasms during orgasm create a ‘sucking’ movement by the vagina making tenting shapes. Any man fortunate, and sensitive enough, will tell you that he feels as though he is being held, or sucked, in during this very satisfying period – for both partners.

Happy love-making.
Clive

Erotic Photos   Leave a comment

My present to you, this festive season, is a link to some of the best modern erotic photos on the web. Beautiful women, beautiful poses and, yes, the occasional vulva, but mostly pictures of the female body form, with hardly a penis to see. Different!

Go here: theuniquelybeautiful.tumblr.com

For me, the eyes have it – especially those that convey a challenge, desirability, confidence, and especially those with different colored irises!

Have a wonderful Christmas and a loving and fulfilling relationships in the New Year.

Clive.

Single & Sexy   2 comments

A study involving 2000 people over a seven year period, by researchers in Finland, showed that singles enjoyed more orgasms and were able to reach orgasm faster than those in a relationship!

Happy love-making.

Clive