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MY TYPE OF WOMAN   Leave a comment

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 28, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 35, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction-less. So, I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 42, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 55 and am looking for a girl with really big tits.

(I hope I don’t have to tell you that this is supposed to be a joke – but it does illustrate how confused men can be about relationships.)

Happy love-making

Clive

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Guys, Be Prepared for Sex   Leave a comment

Thirty two year old TV personality, Amber Rose, declared on her show (26 Aug): “I feel like I have to masturbate in front of a guy to show him exactly how it’s done,” she explained, sympathizing with an audience member who spoke about her troubles achieving orgasm with her boyfriend.

You’ll find exactly what you need to know, and learn in the privacy of your own home, in Exploring Sex, Love and Lust by Clive Peters. Clive’s own doctor made the comment, “Great book on a complicated Subject. I would recommend it to my patients. The best advice on finding the G spot I have read, should be part of the national curriculum.”

Save the embarrassment of not knowing, get her yearning to see you again, and again.

Happy lovemaking.

Clive

Talking Sex   Leave a comment

A survey for insurers Confused.com published in today’s Daily Mail:

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There’s a whole chapter devoted to The Importance of Communication, and how to get into it with each other, as well as your kids, in Exploring Sex, Love and Lust by Clive Peters. A local GP told me he knew some 65 year olds who could use the information in this easy-to-read book. Anecdotes from real people talking about their ‘first time’, to taboo subjects, like anal sex, finding the G spot; tips on how to get the best out of your sexual relationships, the right foods for best sex, getting and maintaining good erections; you name it and you will find it here.

Happy, enjoyable, lasting sexual relations.

Clive

Parent & Adult Child   Leave a comment

The last person a teenager wants to talk to about sex is Mom or Dad. So they (sometimes) ask their peers (what do they know?) or they browse the internet. As a parent, you want to make sure they get the right advice – but how do you do that when they believe you know nothing!!

An easy to read guide, stuffed with personal anecdotes as well as informed studies by professionals, can help. Parents who have read Exploring Sex, Love and Lust, have told me how good it is to be able to simply hand over a comprehensive guide to their kids and use it as a discussion point or just let them read it for themselves.

Better still, parents have told me how this book has improved their own sex lives, renewed old drives, introduced new ideas, got them back together even. My dentist was the first to tell me this – he wrote an interesting review for the first page of the book. See what you think, and let me know.

Happy love-making.

Clive Peters

Update on Exploring Sex, Love and Lust.   Leave a comment

Here’s an update, as at 20 May, of the Amazon.co.uk sales rankings by categories of Exploring Sex, Love and Lust:

# 46 – Contraception and Family Planning.

# 61 – Sex.

# 80 – Kindle store: Sex.

My thanks to all of you that have bought the book; don;t forget to post a review – pointing out which section of this comprehensive work you found particularly informative. It helps others identify the book that could be right for them, too.

Happy love-making.

Clive

NYT Blue Ink Review for Exploring Sex, Love and Lust. (Unedited)   Leave a comment

Exploring Sex, Love and Lust
Clive Peters
AuthorHouse, 333 pages, (paperback) $24.34, 978-1496978578
(Reviewed: November 2014)
Woody Allen said, “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” No doubt
author Clive Peters would agree since he’s made it his mission to answer questions
about intimacy, intercourse, and romance in his accessible, fact-filled, often personal
and occasionally humorous book Exploring Sex, Love and Lust.
Peters promises in his introduction to teach readers to “understand what drives you,
what drives your partner … and what’s most enjoyable…” Good news: Peters keeps
that promise.
The author, who has worked as a technical writer for various industries, combines his
interest in medical research and sexual relations to cover a wide swath of subjects from
the anatomical (“The Penis,” “The Love Muscle,” “Breasts”) to the sexual
(“Pornography,” “Fetish and Fantasy,”) to the psychological (“Problem Solving”).
No matter the topic, Peters manages to avoid titillation by talking to readers in a
straightforward manner and, occasionally, by citing interesting statistics. For instance,
when discussing masturbation, Peters writes: “I’ve read surveys that show 98 percent of
men masturbate, and 68 percent of women masturbate as well.” On the subject of
pornography, he notes: “Figures published in 2011 show pornography was viewed by
35.9 percent of Internet users in the UK.”
For those who want, or need visual aids, there are several basic illustrations in the
“Position and Locations” chapter. Although graphic, they avoid being pornographic, and
the accompanying prose is simple and direct: “Ladies, you can intensify your guy’s
orgasms by massaging his perineum. Rub two fingers in a circular motion, about an
inch behind his testicles, for 30 seconds before he orgasms.”
Most of the material is rather basic. So if you are already well-versed in biology and
erotic pleasures, you might look to a more advanced manual. But if you’re yearning for
straightforward sex information with a personal touch, get in bed with Peters’ book and
you’ll be guaranteed satisfaction.
Also available in hardcover and ebook.

Shaving – for men   Leave a comment

Nothing worse for your GF than to have to pick out pubic hair from her teeth. Who wants to floss with pubes?

Trim your beard back, or set your electric razor, to a medium depth. Then close-shave, carefully with a wet safety razor, the lickable, or suckable, parts: along the penis shaft down to the root and the scrotum (ball sack). This not only makes oral sex much more enjoyable, it also makes your penis look bigger!